Fish-Slapping: Polite Public Version

As fish are not usually clothed, I am not sure that I have clothing that would fit a fish. That being said, I could make a fish from scratch that would not make a Victorian blush and stick it in an envelope or wrap it in bubble wrap and paper or something. People should keep in mind that if you put table legs on their fish, it is also polite to cover table legs as well.

Tis a sad, sad day indeed when such blatant tomfoolery must transpire in an international swap. Yea verily, the moths--did I say moths? By golly, they aren't that mature! Very well, the caterpillars in my purse cannot handle the costs to send fish of the flightless variety (clothed or elsewise!) overseas. Alas. Mayhaps a US variant of this delight could be made to transpire?

@wyrdfae : You have a great grasp of this swap, simple envelope will do nicely. I hear that there may be a vacancy with the lock-keeper's, I am sure that you would do well should you apply!

@plushiecat : I pity the infant moths in your purse and wish they had a paper fish, no, TWO paper fish to feed upon! Feel free to PM me at a convenient time for a 1:1 swap, or alternatively set up a two-fish swap limited to the 50 states and some other places overrun by the Yanks.

This young man is very properly contrite.

My fish have no passport and cannot travel the world, yet have a case of wanderlust. We three too would be happy with just one country to send.

Best thread ever:)

Courtesy of Jolyon Gates on etsy (sadly, gone)

Y por la fiesta Poblana de ayer, se puede encontrar esta imagen a FishWorld ...

US only swap here -- password is soyianqui

If a North American swap is required, let me know. A lumberjack fish with suitable undergarments might show up in the other swap. Just saying.

One more day to join us in the Deux Petits Poissons swap... you know that it is your secret desire (see contrite young man link above) .... Will you regret not participating?