Please Excuse My Rant...

Hey, I get it. We all need to rant sometimes. Swap-Bot flakers. Bad drivers. Long wait time at the DMV. Kids crying at restaurants. The cute new stationery line in the Target One Spot area completely wiped out.

If you've got a beef, this swap is for you.

Here's the catch. Your rant needs to make you laugh. It needs to make your partner laugh. The whole reason we rant is to feel better, right? No Debbie Downers allowed unless you bring your razor sharp wit with you.

Letters can be handwritten or typed on a notecard or stationery. You should write enough to fill the notecard or 1-2 pages. Let's make it interesting for our partner and avoid plain white notebook paper. Make it classy, snazzy, or cute.

Finally, let's toss in one small, flat extra for our partners to apologize for our rant. This can be sender's choice and could include washi samples, paper scraps, embellishments, ATCs, notecards, stationery, memo sheets, ribbon, twine, etc.

This should only cost one stamp, so I am keeping it open Internationally. Feel free to copy any or all of this swap to make it a regional swap as long as you link it back to the original.

I'll be checking profiles before assigning partners. Please no recent 1s or 3s that are unexplained. Newbies with fully completed profiles will be allowed. Make sure you understand how swap-bot works before you join this swap! I reserve the right to remove anyone from the swap who I deem to be sketchy.

As I say in all my swaps... I don't like flakes (unless they are frosted). That said, I will angel if needed. However, this certainly won't be necessary, because I've embedded a magical honesty spell on this swap. And anyway, I'd hate to dispatch my rabid hippopotamus if a dishonest soul somehow slipped through my perimeter. Thou hast been warned!

Happy swapping, friends