9th Grade Humor ATC - USA only

Ever read or hear someone say something totally innocuous, but to you it sounds dirty, even though you believe yourself to be a somewhat civilized adult (or maybe you don't, who am I to judge)? Think Beavis and Butthead "huh, huh, you said long" type of humor.

Well, here's your assignment. You are going to make 1 ATC each for 2 partners (2 ATCs). To make the ATCs, you need to find a totally innocent phrase in a book, pamphlet, magazine, brochure, whatever, as long as it's pre-existing (it's cheating if you type the phrase yourself and print it out, and nobody likes a cheater). Take that phrase, and match it with images and/or more words and phrases that change the meaning altogether and make it sound dirty. These DO NOT have to be explicit images (in fact, non-explicit images are encouraged). Have fun!

The fine print: 4.8 rating or above. No recent no sends. Unfair ratings will be evaluated on an individual basis. Newbie friends welcome with a filled-out profile. Swap is limited to residents of the US only, as dirty phrases may not translate from country to country (no offense to my international friends). Host reserves the right to ban anyone not matching these criteria. If you flake on me or anyone in my swap, you are forever banned from participating in any swap I host again.