Totally Inappropriate New Years Resolutions PC

What's your inappropriate new years resolution? Snort less coke? Take fewer randos home from bars? Or more? Go to more services at your local satanic temple?

For this swap, you will send a postcard with your adult/NSFW/inappropriate resolution. Can be real or fictitious. The postcard can be anything store-bought, inappropriate or not. Send it naked (i.e. not in an envelope).

This is sender's choice other than the rules above. You can write it ahead of time and are not obligated to consider your partner's profile or preferences.

I believe no one should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. I will angel if necessary, but I screen participants very carefully to minimize the risk of flakers getting in. I will remove participants with poor ratings, late swaps, drama, nasty comments, or other swapping history that concerns me at my discretion. If you have any negative swapping history and want to participate, please proactively PM me to explain. Otherwise, I may ban you with no notice if I am suspicious. And I tend to be suspicious.

Because of delivery issues, multi-profiler/flaker concerns, and site policies I require real names. If you join a swap of mine with a fake name or no last name, you will be asked to fix it.

Keep it fun! Inappropriate themes can include sexual, swear words, nudity, sacrilegious, genitals, and horror themes. Racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. are not acceptable nor are depictions of cruelty to children or animals. Keep it fun!