Random Goodness Swap #1!

Q:Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted 😂

I wasn't sure what kind of joke to post lol, so I went for safe ☺️ This joke was courtesy of my 7 yr old neice 😂

Well, its not a joke but something that made me laugh still to this day. I work in a deli, fry lots of chicken. We offer 8 pc mix or 10 piece dark. Customer came up and started asking questions, but the one that floored me was when she asked how many pieces of dark meat were in a 10 piece dark?.......I just stood there...not sure how to respond...finally I asked outloud "10?"......Had me doubting myself!! LOL

Bank Teller: Sir, your account is overdrawn Man: So are your eyebrows, but you made it work, didn't you?

There’s a mama cow and a baby cow grazing in a field. The mama cow stepped on the baby cows foot. What does the baby cow say? Get off my foot you big cow!🤣🤣🤣

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison.

hehehehhehee corny jokes are my favorite.

Did you by chance hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage...

LOL

And one more for fun.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding Hare-line! Bahahahah!!!!

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk

A mother complained to me at a parent teacher conference, I am a school teacher, that other students were stealing her daughter's pencils. "It's not the money - it's the principle." She insisted. "My husband took those pencils from work."

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To show the chicken that it could be done!

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships!

I only counted 2 letters in the alphabet. I don't know "Y".

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

I cant tell you, its too cheesy! ! (hahha)

Here are a couple cute and funny jokes:

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: Stick with me and we will go places!

Q. Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

A. They don’t meet the koalafications.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c.....

MOOOOO!!!

Q: Why did Santa go to music school?

A: So he could improve his wrapping skills!

Here's a punny joke

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

A blond was walking along the bank of a river trying to figure out how to cross the river when she saw another blond on the other side. She called over, "How do I get to the other side?" The other girl looked around and replied, "You are on the other side!" The first blond said, Oh, great!"

Q: Why is the Statue of Liberty's hand only 11 inches long?

A: Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot.

Q: What has more lives than a cat?

A: A frog -- it croaks every night.

Q: What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A: A slipper.

How do you make a elephant float? 2 scoops of ice cream. A can of soda. And a elephant. Lol.. Ok probably not that funny.. But Google assist actually told me that joke? I have never heard or used Google assist lol..

Burger1Girl is the winner of this round!!! Everyone else is just rating!!! I will be mailing tomorrow!!! Ty all!!! 💜💜💜

Oh Thank you!! I'm glad you got such a kick of it!! Like I said to this day, when I remember I just giggle...may you have any more giggles and laughs!!