Since I’ve had to reroute packages in an international swap so close to the send date, I’ve pushed the deadline back by two weeks. Yes, I understand that it’s not fair for me to have done this, but I wanted to have time to send an email to everyone in the swap, hear back from them, and determine if any other packages need to be rerouted before they are sent. Please feel free to take the extra time to change things if you’re sending to someone other than your original partner, to add something on to your swap, to calculate shipping for a new destination, etc..

Those who are religious or easily offended by adult themes and cursing will want to pass this swap by.

As a companion to the Ticket To Hell Swap that @hypnoticpeach is hosting, I bring you... one hell of a trip!

For this swap you will:

• Create, using any medium you wish, a welcome packet to Hell. It should include a welcome letter, an itinerary full of every hedonistic activity your mind can think up covering the span of Monday through Saturday around the clock (since there is no Sunday in Hell), and a folder to hold it all. The folder may be purchased, you can use the computer to design everything if you like, you do not have to think up something different for every hour of the day or night (i.e., you can choose to have eight hours worth of "off time" for people to sleep if you must), and you may choose if there are even clocks in Hell (i.e., everything might be "whenever you get to it, it'll be here").

• Put together a bag of party favors (containing at least five items) from one or more of the events in your itinerary. Let your devilishly creative little mind run rampant and include whatever you feel fits. Sensual bath items? Wicked perfume vials? Alternative cosmetics? Sexy jewelry? Panties? Boxers? Pasties? Stockings? Wickedly scented candles? Incense? Demon treats? Mix CD's? Voodoo dolls? Shrunken heads? Go wild! Don't assume that everyone who has signed up is a woman and pre-buy something that might not work for them (though the thought of a man getting a pair of pasties does make me giggle!). I would recommend putting any male or female targeted items you plan to buy in a list until partners are assigned.

• For hearts, you could go so far as to include maps, pamphlets on attractions and coupons with your welcome packet; create a hotel welcome kit with information on the hotel, a room service menu, a spa menu, a TV listing, stationery, and other such things as you would find waiting for you upon entering a hotel; or put together a welcome kit (in addition to or replacing part of) a bag of party favors. It would take some creativity to alter basic items, but it could be worth it! Remember, these ideas are only optional and are provided to help give you ideas. You should do a good job on the requirements and not rely upon the extras for a rating.

I'm not going to put a price cap on this swap, but you should spend at least $10 (or make things that are worth at least $10) on it before shipping.

Remember that Hell will be one hell of a party, and swap accordingly! If you are offended by adult themes or items, you will want to pass this swap by.

Established swappers with at least ten mailed swaps, a rating of at least 4.8, and no 3's or 1's in the past six months are welcome... all others, please PM me and plead your case. I will be checking profiles and will ban anyone who does not meet these requirements or who seems fishy before the start date. I appologize for such restrictions, but this is a time intensive, and possibly high dollar, swap. I won't be able to angel this if anybody flakes and want to ensure that everybody gets their items.

Have a lot of fun, and feel free to contact me if you need any help.