MM&L: Postcard with a Prophecy

NOTE: Swap date extended from 12/26 to 12/27. 12/26 is a postal holiday (Christmas observed) due to Christmas Day being on Sunday.

Divination is many things: an artform, transformative, and sometimes even pragmatically useful. That's why, for this swap, we're going off the rails and just straight-up prophesizing.

For your partner, please get in the zone and let them know what's really going to happen in 2023. You can be as cryptic or as direct as you'd like. Just make sure that your prophecy is about the world at-large, not personal advice, and that it isn't scary or ominous (because this is supposed to be a fun swap).

Here are some examples:

• Mt Fuji will erupt, but there will be no lava. From its heights will emerge a pterodactyl, holding in its claws a sign that reads, "I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a flying reptile, there's a difference."

• A talking baby will seize control of the world government, implementing tyrannical policies. He will be quickly overthrown because suits tailored for infants look stupid and no one will respect his chubby widdle legs.

• A famine will sweep Luxembourg. Hahaha no but really don't look up statistics about places actually impacted by widespread hunger.

• A cast-iron dog will chase his tail for ten spins near the water cooler in the Byzantine office.

• The administration of an organization only known as "SB" will return and wreak havoc. A mass exodus will occur.

Have fun with it, you only blaspheme once! As usual, please message me with any questions, and message me and your partner if you'll be late for any reason.

Standard postcard rules apply -- handmade welcome, send naked or in sleeve. Make sure you use proper postage if it's oversized, rate prompt and fair!

Let's end the year with a smile on our collective face. You never know when two birds will show up.