GSC: It's a Smurfin' Postcard Smurf

I thought that I'd combine a few of my favourite things: postcards, Smurfs ... grammar errors ...

Send 1 naked postcard to 1 partner.

Write an anecdote on the back of your postcard; anything at all - about the weather, your pet, a book or movie synopsis, a happening in your life ... but replace some of the basic parts of speech with Smurf grammar. An example:

My co-worker smurfs like cat smurf! I don't have the smurfs to tell her, but smurfs are smurfing behind her back about it. It's pretty smurfing smurfy - maybe I should smurf her a smurfonymous smurf about it. It's so smurfy, I smurf it's smurfing off on me! When I come home, I still smurf it! Maybe it's all in my smurf?

Any store-bought card is fine, but a handmade card to fit the Smurf-y theme would be fun.