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Group:	Galactic Association of Silly Persons
Swap Coordinator:	wackywallflower (contact)
Swap categories:	Crafts Toys Dolls
Number of people in swap:	3
Location:	International
Type:	Type 3: Package or craft
Rating requirement:	4.70 (unrated swappers allowed)
Last day to signup/drop:	October 1, 2010
Date items must be sent by:	October 31, 2010
Number of swap partners:	1
Description:
THIS IS YOUR GROUP FOUNDER SPEAKING! This swap is cancelled and replaced with another swap. Go away. Nothing to see here! (note: swap photo is stolen from this website which has a handy boob tutorial.) Let's be honest with one another, who doesn't love naughty bits? This swap is not for the prude at heart. You will have one partner and create for him/her a deliciously naughty stuffie. It can be of a specific sexual organ or body part, or of the body that body part belongs to, or of two bodies doing the nasty... You can knit, crochet, sew, needle felt...or whatever else I'm forgetting, so long as it's soft and cuddly. Stuffie is sender's choice, but, as always, try to send something your partner will love! You have plenty of time to make a whole barrel of boobies or a dump truck of dicks. Participants must have a 4.7 average and love penis, boobs, vagina, assholes, and people doing it. (As a side note, if anyone discovers they absolutely love knitting boobs, considering checking out this website which creates prosthetic knit boobs for breast cancer survivors.)

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17Papergoddess 08/18/2010 #

Too funny! great conversation piece for the living room cocktail parties, no?

crescendo 08/18/2010 #

Bwahahaha! OMG I can't believe you really created this swap. I think that crocheted boobie would make a good toilet paper cover, you know, like people used to crochet around a Barbie doll torso and then use it to discretely store the TP roll under her skirt on the tank lid of the toidy. Or am I so old that I am the only one that remembers those horrifying things...

Doodlebabe 08/19/2010 #

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!! I've got images from Superbad running through my head!!! I think we should mount these on the walls or chuck them at people when they're being naughty.

"Kids shut up! Don't make me throw my penis at you!" Aaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!

Now to tell hubby he has to knit some boobies for breast cancer. Maybe he'll grope something else for a change.

crescendo 08/19/2010 #

OOOh, a booby tea pot cozy for breast cancer would be fun. Tea would be soothing during that hard time.

JessiPancake 08/19/2010 #

Dump truck of dicks! That made me laugh out loud. Fo reals.

wackywallflower 08/19/2010 #

haha, it was either that or "pail of penises" but I got tripped up on pluralization. penii?

I have a male friend that sometimes dresses in drag, and he got these boob ball things in Japan. I tell you, there's nothing more horrifying than being drunk and a party and having a scruffy-faced boy in drag reach into his shirt and chuck a disembodied breast at you...

@crescendo I remember those god awful TP covers!! It's not that I'm all that old, but that I'm from the south... haha. Another reason it took me so long to learn to crochet... I honestly thought that's all it was good for for a very long time...

patumma 08/30/2010 #

I have never n my life wished I could knit but I do now!!!! What a fun swap!!! Dump truck of dicks...that will have me laughing all day!!! Thanks for the fun!!!!!!

crescendo 09/13/2010 #

Dammit, I wish I knew how to knit, crochet, sew or needlefelt!! Wah!!

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